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Accidents Happen
Enrage the Shopkeeper. 		23.6%
Brew Fame, Bottle Glory, Stopper Death
Master the Alchemy Skill Tree. 		3.9%
There's Really Nothing Funny About The Phrase "Wand Lube"
Master the Wand Lore Skill Tree. 		2.5%
Stick A Knife In It, It's Done
Master the Assassination Skill Tree 		9.3%
Starstruck
Master the Astrology Skill Tree. 		2.6%
Here's Johnny
Master the Axe Skill Tree. 		7.2%
Developers! Developers! Developers!
Hit the Ballmer Peak. 		22.2%
It's Good To Be a Bankster
Master the Bankster Skill Tree. 		1.4%
AAAAAAAAAGH! Arrrrgh AAAAAAAAAGH (etc.)
Master the Berserk Skill Tree. AAAAAAAAAGH AAAAAARRRRRGH! AAAAAAAAGH! 		12.5%
Dr. Livingstone, I Presume
Master the Big Game Hunter Skill tree. 		4.3%
It Tastes Like Pennies
Master the Blood Magic Skill Tree. 		5.8%
Bloody Mess
Kill a Monster Zoo. All of it. 		38.0%
Playing For Both Teams
Play both the male and the female hero. 		35.8%
Honorary Bolt Council Member
Master the Bow Skill Tree. 		7.0%
Look at me, I'm The Doctor Now
Break all of Space and/or Time. 		0.0%
Steal This Achievement
Master the Burglary Skill Tree. 		6.0%
Canadian Pride
Equip the Maple Shield AND the Toque of Kanada. 		3.8%
On Her Majesty's Steampunk Service
Master the Clockwork Knight Skill Tree. 		3.6%
I Didn't Ask For This
Equip two Clockwork Power Limbs, Two Clockwork Chain Axes, and a Clockwork Bolt Thrower. 		1.1%
Order of Lenin
Master the Communism Skill Tree. 		2.1%
Suddenly The Dungeon Collapses
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43.6%
Stabbity Stabbity Stabbity
Master the Daggers Skill Tree. 		2.8%
Meet Your True Master
Get killed at the hands of an Arch Diggle. 		7.9%
Crime Doesn't Pay
Get killed by Brax. 		16.6%
Welcome to Dredmor
Get killed at the hands (flippers?) of a Diggle. 		39.9%
Be All You Can Be
Get killed at the hands of a Diggle Commando. 		4.9%
Perilous Podiatry
Die by kicking a door down. 		3.1%
Respect Mah Authoritah
Get killed by a Dread Collector. 		12.5%
I Smoulder With Generic Rage
Get killed at the hands of an Enraged Diggle. 		30.9%
Paved With Good Intentions
Get killed by a Demon Diggle. 		3.9%
I Don't Remember Their Names, But They're Hungry
Get killed by a Hungry Diggle. We'll let you speculate about what happens next. 		3.3%
Gesundheit
Get killed at the hands of a Sickly Diggle. 		26.6%
Not the Bees!
Die at the hands of Thaumites. 		12.1%
Some Of Them Are Thirsty
Get killed by a Thirsty Diggle. 		6.5%
My Humps
Get killed at the "hands" of a Thrusty. 		4.9%
The Devil's Achievement
Master the Demonology Skill tree. 		2.3%
Hell Is Other Diggles
Enter Diggle Hell. 		13.0%
Faust
Make a deal with the Diggle God of Hell. 		1.7%
Doctor Strangelove
Drop The Bomb. 		1.0%
Slippery Like A Fox
Master the Dodge Skill Tree. 		9.9%
Boil Water Advisory
Die by drinking acid from a fountain. 		1.3%
Double Rainbow
Damage an enemy with a base damage type and every special damage type simultaneously. 		1.5%
The Sea is a Cruel Mistress
Drown. 		3.0%
I Am Not Left Handed
Master the Dual Wielding Skill Tree. 		13.8%
Realms of the Id
Equip the Rusty Helm AND the Green Armour. 		2.3%
Diggle Nog!
Make some Diggle Nog. Who doesn't love a nice cold glass of Diggle Nog? 		29.4%
The Achievement of the Sphinx
Master the Egyptian Magic Skill Tree. 		2.0%
You're Totally Emo
Master the Emomancy Skill tree. 		1.6%
It's Alive... And Gross!
Master the Fleshsmithing Skill Tree. 		3.0%
Fruit
Create some Fruit. 		2.5%
Love Slave of Yoggoth
Master the Fungus Mastery Skill Tree. 		3.6%
You Have To Bang The Rocks Together, Guys
Master the Battle Geology Skill Tree. 		2.3%
It's Alive!
Master the Golemancy Skill Tree. 		4.3%
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?
Find a Monster Zoo. 		47.0%
You Know What Time It Is
Equip the Parachute Pants and the Warhammer. 		2.6%
He Chose... Poorly
Trigger 50 traps. 		44.3%
Heroic Failure
Die during the tutorial. 		26.8%
He Who Smelt It
Make an Ingot. 		47.8%
High Cholesterol
Eat One Hundred Diggle Eggs. 		3.3%
HMS Deagle
Kill a hundred Diggles. 		45.2%
Loyal Soldier of the Empire
Equip the Imperial Boilerplate Armour and the Imperial Boilerplate Helmet. 		2.8%
It's MY Dungeon
Get killed at the hands of Lord Dredmor. 		5.9%
Dread Less
Kill Lord Dredmor on Elvishly Easy Mode. 		3.0%
Dread or Alive
Kill Lord Dredmor, on Elvishly Easy Mode, with Permadeath. 		1.5%
Dread More
Kill Lord Dredmor on Going Rogue Mode. 		2.0%
Left For Dread
Kill Lord Dredmor. On Going Rogue. With Permadeath. You total badass. 		1.8%
Dead Dread
Kill Lord Dredmor on Dwarvish Moderation Mode. 		4.1%
Dread and Buried
Kill Lord Dredmor, on Dwarven Moderation Mode, with Permadeath. 		2.4%
Kleptomania
Lose a stack of 100 or more items to a Kleptoblobby, or other Thieving monster. 		1.6%
Krong is a Fickle God
Get cursed by Krong 100 times. 		1.2%
Gettin' Ley'd
Master the Ley Lines Skill Tree. 		6.1%
The Lake Wobegon Achievement
Eat some Lutefisk. 		44.6%
Morale Improvement Expert
Master the Mace Skill Tree. 		6.5%
And Therefore, a Witch!
Master the Magical Law Skill Tree. 		1.4%
Tom Marvolo Riddle Award for Scholastic Merit
Master the Magic Training Skill Tree. 		6.2%
It's Dangerous to Go Alone! Make This
Make a Weapon. 		39.9%
Mastery of Mastery of Arms Mastering
Master the Mastery of Arms Skill Tree. 		12.1%
Fields Medalist
Master the Mathemagic Skill Tree. 		3.0%
Monsters With Omelettes
Eat 100 Deep Omelettes. 		0.9%
98 Pound Weakling
Die at the hands of a Muscle Diggle. 		5.6%
Look, I'm A Game Developer!
Name the expansion pack. 		6.9%
Necronomiconeconomist
Master the Necronomiconomics Skill Tree 		2.7%
Normandy
Die on Floor 1; play a new character with the same skills... and die on Floor 1. 		28.9%
Nothing to See Here, Move Along
Stay invisible for 50 turns. 		3.6%
Ornithologist
Kill ten Diggles. 		76.4%
The Truth Is Way Out There
Master the Paranormal Investigator Skill Tree. 		1.5%
The Penitent Man Shall Pass
Disarm 50 traps. 		41.2%
That Which Is Seen Cannot Be Unseen
Master the Perception Skill Tree. 		8.2%
Personal Protection
Make a piece of Armour. 		34.3%
Dead Man's Chest
Master the Piracy Skill Tree. 		3.0%
Golbez Is My New Master Now
Master the Polearms Skill Tree. 		2.6%
Everybody Loves a Pork Sword
Craft the Omnipotent Pork Sword. 		2.1%
An Eagle In Every Liver
Master the Promethean Magic Skill Tree 		7.0%
Stay Out Of My Head
Master the Psionics Skill Tree. 		2.9%
I Can't Believe That Worked
Defeat Lord Dredmor with a Random Skills build. 		1.2%
I Tink, Therefore I Am
Master the Tinkering Skill Tree. 		6.1%
This Root Shall Suffer
Imbibe the Root of T'Char. 		11.6%
Blinded With Science
Master the Rogue Scientist Skill Tree. 		2.0%
Turtle Power!
Master the Shield Skill Tree. 		6.3%
Sir Mix-A-Lot
Make 1000 potions. 		0.9%
Sallah, I Said No Camels
Master the Archaeology Skill Tree. 		7.5%
It Has A Knob On The End
Master the Staff Skill Tree. 		4.3%
Honey Badger Don't Care
Survive an accidental, or deliberate, Thaumiting. 		24.3%
Master Using It And You Can Have This Achievement
Master the Sword Skill Tree. 		13.5%
Taste the Rainbow
Damage an enemy with seven (or more) damage types simultaneously. 		25.2%
The Critic
Perform 500 acts of Heroic Vandalism. 		1.8%
Master Ninja
Master the Thrown Weaponry Skill Tree. 		3.0%
Lutefisk Paradox
Cause a paradox.
12.6%
Mister Smith
Master the Smithing Skill Tree. 		13.9%
Three Men In A Boat (Not Including the Diggle)
Master the Tourism Skill Tree. 		1.3%
Two Krongs Don't Make A Right
Have Krong curse your equipment twice, consecutively. 		17.2%
Way of the Foot
Master the Unarmed Skill Tree. 		7.7%
Team Edward
Master the Vampirism Skill Tree. 		4.3%
Soylent Green Is... Soy, Actually
Master the Vegan Skill tree. 		3.1%
Hail Odin!
Master the Viking Wizardry Skill Tree. 		2.9%
Simon Belmont
Kill Vlad Digula. 		1.1%
You Used All The Glue on Purpose
Repair 500 wands with the n-Dimensional Lathe. 		0.8%
An Empowering Lemon Bundt
Master the Warlock Skill Tree. 		1.6%
Way of the Dodo
Kill a thousand Diggles. 		10.6%
Your Kung Fu is Weak
Die to an enemy counter-attack. 		19.1%
Team... Jacob?
Master the Werediggle Skill tree. 		2.4%
If Lost, Please Return to Wonkdonkler
Find a Set of Wizard Keys. 		49.2%
The Magic of the Wizard's Hangover
Complete a Wizardland. 		17.3%