| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Breaking The Mold
Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities |
2015-05-12 15:25:44 | 48.7% | ||
|
A Kissenger For All Seasons
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions |
2015-05-12 15:16:34 | 35.9% | ||
|
DJ Compact Disc Jockey
Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad |
2015-05-12 15:03:50 | 32.4% | ||
|
Exume To Consume
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand |
2015-05-12 13:44:56 | 43.8% | ||
|
Don't Get Involved
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick |
2015-05-12 13:33:13 | 37.9% | ||
|
Heroine Chic
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face |
2015-05-12 13:31:24 | 41.2% | ||
|
Around The World In 80 Puns
Visit all travel destinations in the world |
2015-05-12 13:26:03 | 23.3% | ||
|
Spongiform Encephalopathy
Consume one brain steeped sandwich |
2015-05-12 13:15:44 | 53.5% | ||
|
Long Distance Charges
Dial all phone menu options |
2015-05-12 12:34:49 | 31.7% | ||
|
Face Infectors
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage |
2015-05-12 12:32:17 | 65.9% | ||
|
Saliva Surrogate
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs |
2015-05-02 18:54:42 | 39.0% | ||
|
Verbal Morality Statute
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal |
15.6% | |||
|
Serious Degaussing Skills
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park |
14.3% | |||
|
Clean As A Whistle
Find and utilize a bidet |
37.8% | |||
|
Insurance Premiums Increase
Shatter all vases in the shop |
38.5% | |||
|
Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Serve a bloody mary |
46.3% | |||
|
Polyplegic
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool |
24.7% | |||
|
Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant |
14.2% | |||
|
Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool |
40.4% | |||
|
Conversationalist
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes |
24.0% | |||
|
Data mole
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level |
51.2% | |||
|
Essence of Pigeon
Spray 3 people with pheromones |
49.4% | |||
|
But She Can Fly...
Win a round of pillow fight |
49.2% | |||
|
Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
Explore other guest rooms at the resort |
35.6% |