- -48
- Par
- 37
- Threshold
- 101h 7m
- Completion
- 1h 11m
- Average
- 2022-03-22 23:48:13
- Last Played
- 2022-10-02 23:19:33
- Last Unlock & Completed
- 2015-04-19 01:19:36
- First Unlock & Started
- 7 years 6 months 3 weeks 2 days 21 hours 59 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bowling4Kleers | 36.47% | 31 / 85 | 45h 49m | 2024-05-26 14:06:27 | |||
| Kacyqui | 18.82% | 16 / 85 | 13h 18m | 2024-05-24 03:37:21 | |||
| Thicks | 90.59% | 77 / 85 | 165h 10m | 2024-05-23 03:22:34 | |||
| maxoov1 | 16.47% | 14 / 85 | 18h 37m | 2024-05-21 16:55:22 | |||
| Zartorg | 3.53% | 3 / 85 | 4h 45m | 2024-05-19 09:29:58 | |||
| Zephyraphim | 48.24% | 41 / 85 | 118h 33m | 2024-05-19 01:06:26 | |||
| leingodd00 | 28.24% | 24 / 85 | 19h 50m | 2024-05-18 22:01:08 | |||
| The Nameless Ghoul | 4.71% | 4 / 85 | 12h 40m | 2024-05-18 05:34:30 | |||
| NarrowWang | 2.35% | 2 / 85 | 1h 1m | 2024-05-15 20:22:53 | |||
| Veems | 5.88% | 5 / 85 | 3h 49m | 2024-05-11 00:34:51 |
| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Bloody Incompetent
Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
2022-10-02
23:19:33
|
2.2% | ||
|
Ubermensch
Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare |
2022-10-02
23:13:08
|
1.1% | ||
|
Disintegrator
Fry 500 items with the plasma welder |
2022-10-02
22:33:08
|
1.3% | ||
|
Santa Hats Must Die!
Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate |
2022-10-01
02:22:10
|
1.1% | ||
|
Pedestrian
Track over 20,000 footprints |
2022-10-01
02:11:06
|
3.0% | ||
|
Lair Care
Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level |
2022-09-30
21:27:49
|
1.2% | ||
|
Audacious Oddities
Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office |
2022-09-30
21:27:49
|
1.0% | ||
|
We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank
Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy |
2022-09-30
18:27:16
|
1.8% | ||
|
Locked In
Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong |
2022-09-30
17:36:36
|
1.2% | ||
|
Double-Oh Dumbass
Foolishly activate the Death Ray |
2022-09-30
17:33:19
|
2.1% | ||
|
Orbital Bang-bardment
Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon |
2022-09-30
17:31:57
|
1.0% | ||
|
Death From Above
Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon |
2022-09-30
17:28:32
|
1.4% | ||
|
Teeth for Tunes
Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark |
2022-09-30
17:27:22
|
1.7% | ||
|
Blood in the Water
Go for a swim with Sharks |
2022-09-30
17:26:51
|
2.6% | ||
|
Cat-astrophe
Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats! |
2022-09-30
17:22:46
|
1.1% | ||
|
Pest Control
Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level |
2022-03-22
23:48:13
|
3.6% | ||
|
Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe
Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office |
2022-03-22
21:18:11
|
1.2% | ||
|
Master of the Beats
Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game |
2022-03-22
19:35:47
|
1.4% | ||
|
Bring the Thunder
Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on |
2022-03-22
19:28:00
|
1.4% | ||
|
"Red Keycard"
Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room |
2022-03-21
23:28:43
|
1.7% | ||
|
Bob's Legacy
Find Bob |
2022-03-21
21:21:30
|
1.8% | ||
|
Head Hunter
Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office |
2021-09-09
02:33:59
|
1.4% | ||
|
Bins? Limbs!
Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times |
2021-09-09
01:48:45
|
1.5% | ||
|
Bleach and Clear
Complete Penumbra Level |
2021-06-30
22:48:43
|
1.7% | ||
|
Need a Hand?
Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic |
2021-06-30
21:31:34
|
2.1% | ||
|
Thursday the 12th
Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office |
2021-06-30
20:12:02
|
2.2% | ||
|
Harroween
Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office |
2021-06-30
20:12:02
|
1.9% | ||
|
Crystal Clear
Complete Core Sample Level |
2021-06-28
21:47:30
|
3.5% | ||
|
Eggregious
Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office |
2021-05-26
13:18:46
|
1.8% | ||
|
Plague Bearer
Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something |
2021-05-25
22:34:41
|
1.6% | ||
|
Clean Freak
Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave |
2018-06-12
19:08:37
|
3.2% | ||
|
Sanitized Earth
Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
2018-03-22
20:11:51
|
1.7% | ||
|
The Nose Knows
Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours |
2018-03-22
20:10:45
|
2.3% | ||
|
Ballistic Weaponry
Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office |
2018-03-22
18:53:03
|
1.7% | ||
|
Head Hunter
Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho! |
2018-03-22
18:53:03
|
1.5% | ||
|
Christmas Crisis Corrected
Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off |
2018-03-22
18:53:02
|
1.3% | ||
|
Sanitary Supremacy
Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level |
2018-03-22
17:25:44
|
3.5% | ||
|
Mr. Two Million Dollars
Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office |
2018-03-22
17:25:44
|
1.6% | ||
|
One Mop To Rule Them All
Complete All major Official Levels |
2018-03-21
21:50:39
|
1.5% | ||
|
Swept Under The Carpet
Complete Uprinsing Level |
2018-03-21
21:50:38
|
5.9% | ||
|
Taking Out the Trash
Pick up 1000 pieces of trash |
2018-03-21
20:46:48
|
3.9% | ||
|
Top Brass
Pick up 800 casings |
2018-03-21
20:31:26
|
4.2% | ||
|
Brushed Steel
Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level |
2018-03-20
22:57:47
|
7.1% | ||
|
Employee of the Year
Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards |
2018-03-20
22:57:46
|
2.5% | ||
|
Biomassive Breakdown
Complete Incubation Emergency Level |
2018-03-18
23:36:44
|
3.6% | ||
|
First Aid
Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits |
2018-03-18
23:36:42
|
3.1% | ||
|
Cold Storage
Complete Frostbite Level |
2018-03-18
21:50:36
|
9.1% | ||
|
Pine Fresh
Complete Hydroponic Hell Level |
2018-03-18
01:44:33
|
5.6% | ||
|
Surgical Sweeper
Complete Evil Science Level |
2018-03-18
00:06:39
|
9.0% | ||
|
Sandblasted
Complete Unearthly Excavation Level |
2017-05-11
22:41:04
|
3.1% | ||
|
Blood Soaked
Spill 100 dirty buckets |
2017-05-11
21:18:40
|
5.8% | ||
|
Cleanliness is Godliness
Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
2017-05-10
22:26:35
|
4.4% | ||
|
Identity Theft
Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office |
2017-05-10
22:26:35
|
4.3% | ||
|
The Red Nose Knows
Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office |
2017-05-10
22:26:35
|
2.3% | ||
|
St. Nick's Boomstick
Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office |
2017-05-10
22:26:35
|
2.3% | ||
|
Rooks Kept
Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office |
2017-05-10
22:26:35
|
2.1% | ||
|
The Day the Funk Died
Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire |
2017-05-10
22:21:54
|
5.7% | ||
|
Tower of Babel
Build a stack of 10 stools |
2017-05-10
22:13:57
|
1.8% | ||
|
Thunder Candle
Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT |
2017-05-10
21:17:40
|
7.6% | ||
|
Never Put It On
Collect the ring and return it to your office |
2017-05-10
20:37:01
|
2.7% | ||
|
Bad Dreams on Helm Street
Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office |
2017-05-10
20:37:01
|
2.6% | ||
|
House of Honor
Clean the entire House of Horror level |
2017-05-10
20:37:01
|
2.5% | ||
|
The Shimmering
Collect the axe and return it to your office |
2017-05-10
20:37:01
|
2.3% | ||
|
Wicked Unliving
Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office |
2017-05-10
20:37:01
|
1.9% | ||
|
Not Quite a Lumberjack
Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper |
2017-05-10
20:19:21
|
3.2% | ||
|
Lost in Space and Time
Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time |
2017-05-10
19:20:12
|
4.5% | ||
|
Back From Whence It Came
Destroy the Bad Banger |
2017-05-10
18:47:19
|
3.1% | ||
|
Ice-Cold Cleana
Complete Cryogenesis Level |
2017-05-09
23:12:01
|
5.5% | ||
|
The Mops Of Wrath
Complete Athena's Wrath Level |
2017-05-09
21:54:54
|
20.4% | ||
|
Blaze of Glory
Incinerate 2000 items |
2017-05-09
21:30:47
|
9.3% | ||
|
Louis and Clean
Complete Gravity Drive Level |
2017-05-09
20:03:41
|
4.3% | ||
|
Anti-Virus
Complete Caduceus Level |
2017-05-09
18:09:24
|
11.3% | ||
|
Refined
Complete Unrefinery Level |
2017-05-09
02:01:18
|
7.8% | ||
|
Bushwhacked
Complete Overgrowth Level |
2017-05-09
01:00:51
|
3.7% | ||
|
Bloody Hell!
Mop up 10,000 splats |
2015-09-19
18:32:22
|
13.2% | ||
|
Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning
Complete Paintenance Level |
2015-09-19
14:49:47
|
7.3% | ||
|
Janicide
Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge |
2015-05-17
21:28:52
|
7.1% | ||
|
Pass The Torch
Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor |
2015-05-17
21:18:52
|
4.8% | ||
|
Employee of the Month
Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office |
2015-05-17
21:07:52
|
23.5% | ||
|
Big Banger Burnout
Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it |
2015-05-17
20:52:29
|
49.4% | ||
|
Operation Brownwash
Complete Waste Disposal Level |
2015-04-20
16:50:44
|
12.2% | ||
|
Chew on This!
Throw 100 items into sand traps |
2015-04-19
03:06:42
|
3.5% | ||
|
Who's for Dinner?
Get eaten |
2015-04-19
03:01:39
|
13.5% | ||
|
You're Fired!
Get fired! |
2015-04-19
02:57:51
|
30.8% | ||
|
Spring Fresh
Clean any map adequately |
2015-04-19
01:19:36
|
42.0% |