| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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Breaking The Mold
Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities |
2014-08-16 09:50:01 | 48.7% | ||
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Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Serve a bloody mary |
2014-08-16 09:48:08 | 46.3% | ||
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A Kissenger For All Seasons
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions |
2014-08-16 09:41:06 | 35.9% | ||
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DJ Compact Disc Jockey
Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad |
2014-08-16 09:26:05 | 32.4% | ||
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But She Can Fly...
Win a round of pillow fight |
2014-08-16 09:23:01 | 49.2% | ||
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Clean As A Whistle
Find and utilize a bidet |
2014-08-16 09:21:06 | 37.8% | ||
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Saliva Surrogate
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs |
2014-08-15 21:31:18 | 39.0% | ||
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Polyplegic
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool |
2014-08-15 21:29:52 | 24.7% | ||
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Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
Explore other guest rooms at the resort |
2014-08-15 21:20:58 | 35.6% | ||
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Exume To Consume
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand |
2014-08-15 21:18:36 | 43.8% | ||
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Don't Get Involved
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick |
2014-08-15 21:13:35 | 37.9% | ||
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Heroine Chic
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face |
2014-08-15 21:11:32 | 41.2% | ||
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Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool |
2014-08-15 21:03:31 | 40.4% | ||
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Long Distance Charges
Dial all phone menu options |
2014-08-15 20:44:28 | 31.7% | ||
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Verbal Morality Statute
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal |
2014-08-15 20:37:45 | 15.6% | ||
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Essence of Pigeon
Spray 3 people with pheromones |
2014-08-15 20:34:53 | 49.4% | ||
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Serious Degaussing Skills
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park |
2014-08-15 20:32:43 | 14.3% | ||
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Around The World In 80 Puns
Visit all travel destinations in the world |
2014-08-15 20:27:09 | 23.3% | ||
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Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant |
2014-08-15 20:19:40 | 14.2% | ||
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Spongiform Encephalopathy
Consume one brain steeped sandwich |
2014-08-15 20:13:13 | 53.5% | ||
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Insurance Premiums Increase
Shatter all vases in the shop |
2014-08-15 20:10:05 | 38.5% | ||
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Conversationalist
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes |
2014-08-15 20:07:03 | 24.0% | ||
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Data mole
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level |
2014-08-15 20:04:39 | 51.2% | ||
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Face Infectors
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage |
2014-08-15 19:59:45 | 65.9% |