Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Ubermensch
Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare 		2022-11-21 18:05:30
1.1%
Master of the Beats
Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game 		2022-11-19 05:26:05
1.4%
Audacious Oddities
Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office 		2022-11-19 05:09:28
1.0%
Orbital Bang-bardment
Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon 		2022-11-19 04:52:25
1.0%
Lair Care
Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level 		2022-11-19 04:48:44
1.2%
Cat-astrophe
Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats! 		2022-11-19 03:57:31
1.1%
Death From Above
Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon 		2022-11-19 03:55:23
1.4%
Locked In
Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong 		2022-11-19 02:29:46
1.2%
We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank
Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy 		2022-11-19 02:27:14
1.8%
Bleach and Clear
Complete Penumbra Level 		2022-11-18 21:27:17
1.7%
One Mop To Rule Them All
Complete All major Official Levels 		2022-11-18 21:27:17
1.5%
Biomassive Breakdown
Complete Incubation Emergency Level 		2022-11-18 21:02:03
3.6%
Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe
Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office 		2022-11-12 03:32:41
1.2%
Louis and Clean
Complete Gravity Drive Level 		2022-11-12 03:32:41
4.3%
Disintegrator
Fry 500 items with the plasma welder 		2022-11-12 01:34:52
1.3%
Head Hunter
Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office 		2022-11-11 19:50:46
1.4%
Harroween
Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office 		2022-11-10 21:32:23
1.9%
Thursday the 12th
Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office 		2022-11-10 21:32:23
2.2%
The Shimmering
Collect the axe and return it to your office 		2022-11-10 21:32:23
2.3%
Bad Dreams on Helm Street
Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office 		2022-11-10 21:32:23
2.6%
Never Put It On
Collect the ring and return it to your office 		2022-11-10 21:32:23
2.7%
Wicked Unliving
Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office 		2022-11-10 21:32:22
1.9%
Eggregious
Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office 		2022-11-10 20:51:14
1.8%
Bushwhacked
Complete Overgrowth Level 		2022-11-10 19:58:56
3.7%
Bring the Thunder
Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on 		2022-11-10 16:18:25
1.4%
Janicide
Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge 		2022-11-10 16:12:06
7.1%
"Red Keycard"
Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room 		2022-11-10 07:20:13
1.7%
Identity Theft
Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office 		2022-11-10 07:19:34
4.3%
Bob's Legacy
Find Bob 		2022-11-10 06:53:51
1.8%
Plague Bearer
Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something 		2022-11-09 20:27:28
1.6%
Ice-Cold Cleana
Complete Cryogenesis Level 		2022-11-07 17:03:48
5.5%
Christmas Crisis Corrected
Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off 		2022-11-07 03:50:02
1.3%
Pine Fresh
Complete Hydroponic Hell Level 		2022-11-07 02:54:55
5.6%
Brushed Steel
Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level 		2022-11-06 19:10:05
7.1%
Rooks Kept
Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office 		2022-11-05 05:42:20
2.1%
Bloody Incompetent
Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off 		2022-11-05 05:40:08
2.2%
Ballistic Weaponry
Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office 		2022-11-05 05:35:43
1.7%
The Day the Funk Died
Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire 		2022-11-05 05:35:21
5.7%
Santa Hats Must Die!
Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate 		2022-11-05 05:34:40
1.1%
Tower of Babel
Build a stack of 10 stools 		2022-11-05 05:28:03
1.8%
Sanitized Earth
Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off 		2022-11-05 05:25:06
1.7%
Cleanliness is Godliness
Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off 		2022-11-05 05:25:06
4.4%
Head Hunter
Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho! 		2022-11-05 05:17:46
1.5%
St. Nick's Boomstick
Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office 		2022-11-05 05:17:46
2.3%
The Red Nose Knows
Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office 		2022-11-05 05:17:46
2.3%
The Nose Knows
Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours 		2022-11-05 04:58:17
2.3%
Thunder Candle
Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT 		2022-11-05 04:47:27
7.6%
Pest Control
Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level 		2022-11-05 04:43:37
3.6%
Sandblasted
Complete Unearthly Excavation Level 		2022-11-05 03:03:41
3.1%
Chew on This!
Throw 100 items into sand traps 		2022-11-04 21:20:46
3.5%
Who's for Dinner?
Get eaten 		2022-11-04 20:37:01
13.5%
Pass The Torch
Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor 		2022-11-04 18:49:20
4.8%
Sanitary Supremacy
Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level 		2022-11-03 22:01:57
3.5%
Mr. Two Million Dollars
Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office 		2022-11-03 21:11:09
1.6%
You're Fired!
Get fired! 		2022-11-03 20:55:30
30.8%
Double-Oh Dumbass
Foolishly activate the Death Ray 		2022-08-08 05:47:55
2.1%
Teeth for Tunes
Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark 		2022-08-08 00:41:19
1.7%
Blood in the Water
Go for a swim with Sharks 		2022-08-08 00:23:56
2.6%
House of Honor
Clean the entire House of Horror level 		2020-10-04 18:31:37
2.5%
Back From Whence It Came
Destroy the Bad Banger 		2020-10-04 17:26:45
3.1%
Bins? Limbs!
Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times 		2020-10-04 17:15:04
1.5%
Not Quite a Lumberjack
Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper 		2020-10-04 17:13:03
3.2%
Need a Hand?
Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic 		2020-10-04 16:08:38
2.1%
Crystal Clear
Complete Core Sample Level 		2020-10-04 03:11:56
3.5%
Employee of the Year
Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards 		2020-10-04 03:11:56
2.5%
Blood Soaked
Spill 100 dirty buckets 		2019-01-16 01:32:08
5.8%
Pedestrian
Track over 20,000 footprints 		2019-01-13 04:32:11
3.0%
Anti-Virus
Complete Caduceus Level 		2018-01-20 23:43:00
11.3%
First Aid
Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits 		2018-01-20 23:42:59
3.1%
Top Brass
Pick up 800 casings 		2018-01-20 20:33:17
4.2%
Refined
Complete Unrefinery Level 		2018-01-15 01:15:55
7.8%
Cold Storage
Complete Frostbite Level 		2018-01-14 15:48:47
9.1%
Swept Under The Carpet
Complete Uprinsing Level 		2018-01-13 04:57:42
5.9%
Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning
Complete Paintenance Level 		2017-08-05 00:12:03
7.3%
Operation Brownwash
Complete Waste Disposal Level 		2017-08-04 22:37:14
12.2%
Blaze of Glory
Incinerate 2000 items 		2017-07-31 01:24:09
9.3%
The Mops Of Wrath
Complete Athena's Wrath Level 		2017-05-27 16:37:41
20.3%
Employee of the Month
Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office 		2017-05-27 16:37:41
23.5%
Bloody Hell!
Mop up 10,000 splats 		2017-05-27 02:28:40
13.2%
Taking Out the Trash
Pick up 1000 pieces of trash 		2017-05-15 03:05:25
3.9%
Lost in Space and Time
Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time 		2017-01-29 03:26:13
4.5%
Surgical Sweeper
Complete Evil Science Level 		2016-02-17 03:02:38
9.0%
Spring Fresh
Clean any map adequately 		2016-02-17 03:02:38
42.0%
Clean Freak
Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave 		2016-02-09 22:08:08
3.2%
Big Banger Burnout
Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it 		2016-02-08 01:07:14
49.4%