Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
No Chair Left Out
Completed with every chair color & type
2023-10-29 22:09:56 4.4%
Stop Worrying And Love The Chair
The End
2023-10-29 21:56:00
5.3%
Abandoned By God
Encounter 100 Chairs
2023-10-29 21:56:00
4.5%
Got the Job!
Successfully impress The Chorus
2023-10-29 21:20:52 8.5%
Examination
The Chorus bears witness
2023-10-29 21:19:35 10.3%
I Can Still Hear Its Voice In My Mind
Successfully complete with the Footy Chair
2023-10-29 20:57:39
8.4%
Learn How To Scream
Unlocked bonus sound mode
2023-10-29 20:38:29 8.5%
Please, What Are You Doing
Launch Chairfucker 10 times
2023-10-29 19:51:37
8.3%
Sexterfield
Seduced the heck out of some upholstered chairs over 5 times
2023-10-29 19:41:09 13.5%
Distant Sounds of Bare Feet On Wet Concrete
The chair is a foot
2023-10-29 19:36:40 13.6%
Your Fate Is Sealed
Successfully complete with the Demon Chair
2023-10-29 16:11:32
14.1%
Repeat Customer
Launch ChairFucker 5 times
2023-10-29 16:04:30
19.5%
Clinical Depression
Spent over 20 minutes browsing chair profiles
2023-10-29 16:03:30 9.0%
Imposter Syndrome
Became worth an investigation
2023-10-29 15:25:17 17.8%
No Leg To Stand On
Blew away wooden chairs 4 times with your love
2023-10-29 02:14:33 6.5%
Office Furniture Warehouse Liquidation Sale
Encounter 40 Chairs
2023-10-29 02:10:13 10.0%
Bedroom Eyes
Unlocked Googly Eyes
2023-10-29 02:04:04 14.4%
It's Not You... No Wait, It Is
End 10 Encounters Badly
2023-10-29 01:33:49
16.3%
Creeper
Spent over 8 minutes browsing chair profiles
2023-10-29 01:31:04 18.4%
Bookworm
Spent over 3 minutes browsing chair profiles
2023-10-29 01:31:04 38.5%
Chair Kink
Fucked over 3,000 times
2023-10-29 01:22:59
18.0%
Knows What Every Lever Under The Seat Does
Encounter 20 Chairs
2023-10-29 01:04:28 22.1%
Window Shopper
Spent 1 minute browsing chair profiles
2023-10-29 00:59:59 66.0%
Catfished
Discovered the mimic
2023-10-29 00:59:29
47.9%
Furniture Pervert
Launch ChairFucker 2 times
2023-10-29 00:57:13
60.8%
Eager Face
Spent an entire encounter mostly only twerking
2023-10-29 00:54:50 11.5%
Swipe Left To Avoid A Terrible Fate
End 5 Encounters Badly
2023-10-29 00:54:50
36.6%
A Troubling Hobby
Encounter 10 Chairs
2023-10-29 00:53:42 42.4%
The Door Has Been Opened
Word is around town you know how to really squish a seat.
2023-10-29 00:50:49 35.5%
Quality Assurance
Commit a large number of consecutive high quality bumpings
2023-10-29 00:44:19 51.6%
Fucked A Chair
There's no going back
2023-10-29 00:42:12
98.5%