Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Crystal Clear
Complete Core Sample Level
2023-06-18 11:35:10
3.5%
The Nose Knows
Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
2023-06-18 10:55:34
2.3%
Swept Under The Carpet
Complete Uprinsing Level
2023-06-16 23:20:49
5.9%
Head Hunter
Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
2023-06-16 18:06:30
1.4%
Eggregious
Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
2023-06-16 17:29:55
1.8%
Identity Theft
Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
2023-06-16 17:14:04
4.3%
First Aid
Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
2023-06-16 16:17:19
3.1%
Cold Storage
Complete Frostbite Level
2023-06-16 16:17:19
9.1%
Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning
Complete Paintenance Level
2019-03-30 22:32:41
7.3%
Pass The Torch
Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
2019-03-29 20:12:29
4.8%
Plague Bearer
Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
2019-03-28 21:08:37
1.6%
Clean Freak
Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
2018-03-28 00:47:46
3.2%
Bushwhacked
Complete Overgrowth Level
2017-02-18 08:27:12
3.7%
Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe
Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
2017-02-18 08:19:58
1.2%
Taking Out the Trash
Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
2017-02-18 07:17:13
3.9%
Louis and Clean
Complete Gravity Drive Level
2017-02-18 02:16:22
4.3%
Master of the Beats
Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
2017-02-17 23:04:11
1.4%
Bring the Thunder
Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
2017-02-17 22:54:48
1.4%
"Red Keycard"
Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
2017-02-15 20:02:48
1.7%
Sandblasted
Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
2017-02-15 20:00:38
3.1%
Blood Soaked
Spill 100 dirty buckets
2017-02-13 16:46:54
5.8%
Chew on This!
Throw 100 items into sand traps
2017-02-13 16:13:38
3.5%
Who's for Dinner?
Get eaten
2017-02-13 15:46:37
13.5%
Bob's Legacy
Find Bob
2017-02-13 15:38:58
1.8%
Brushed Steel
Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
2017-02-09 20:02:55
7.1%
Top Brass
Pick up 800 casings
2017-02-09 17:54:27
4.2%
Pine Fresh
Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
2017-02-07 22:21:12
5.6%
Operation Brownwash
Complete Waste Disposal Level
2017-02-01 17:00:51
12.2%
Anti-Virus
Complete Caduceus Level
2017-01-31 20:45:01
11.3%
Ice-Cold Cleana
Complete Cryogenesis Level
2017-01-31 18:26:10
5.5%
Bloody Hell!
Mop up 10,000 splats
2017-01-30 18:47:41
13.2%
Employee of the Month
Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
2017-01-30 15:14:14
23.5%
Blaze of Glory
Incinerate 2000 items
2017-01-30 14:44:40
9.3%
Surgical Sweeper
Complete Evil Science Level
2016-12-30 04:00:16
9.0%
The Mops Of Wrath
Complete Athena's Wrath Level
2016-12-29 23:05:33
20.3%
Spring Fresh
Clean any map adequately
2016-12-29 23:05:33
42.0%
You're Fired!
Get fired!
2016-07-19 20:45:37
30.8%
Big Banger Burnout
Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
2016-07-15 23:45:03
49.4%
Double-Oh Dumbass
Foolishly activate the Death Ray
2.1%
We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank
Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
1.8%
Audacious Oddities
Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
1.0%
Locked In
Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
1.2%
Blood in the Water
Go for a swim with Sharks
2.6%
Teeth for Tunes
Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
1.7%
Orbital Bang-bardment
Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
1.0%
Cat-astrophe
Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
1.1%
Death From Above
Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
1.4%
Not Quite a Lumberjack
Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
3.2%
Pedestrian
Track over 20,000 footprints
3.0%
Bins? Limbs!
Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
1.5%
Janicide
Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
7.1%
One Mop To Rule Them All
Complete All major Official Levels
1.5%
Bleach and Clear
Complete Penumbra Level
1.7%
House of Honor
Clean the entire House of Horror level
2.5%
Biomassive Breakdown
Complete Incubation Emergency Level
3.6%
Pest Control
Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
3.6%
Refined
Complete Unrefinery Level
7.8%
Back From Whence It Came
Destroy the Bad Banger
3.1%
Lost in Space and Time
Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
4.5%
Employee of the Year
Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
2.5%
Bad Dreams on Helm Street
Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
2.6%
Harroween
Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
1.9%
Never Put It On
Collect the ring and return it to your office
2.7%
The Shimmering
Collect the axe and return it to your office
2.3%
Thursday the 12th
Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
2.2%
Wicked Unliving
Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
1.9%
Need a Hand?
Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
2.1%
Disintegrator
Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
1.3%
Ubermensch
Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
1.1%
Santa Hats Must Die!
Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
1.1%
Christmas Crisis Corrected
Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
1.3%
Sanitized Earth
Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
1.7%
Ballistic Weaponry
Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
1.7%
Head Hunter
Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
1.5%
Rooks Kept
Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
2.1%
Cleanliness is Godliness
Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
4.4%
The Day the Funk Died
Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
5.7%
The Red Nose Knows
Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
2.3%
St. Nick's Boomstick
Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
2.3%
Tower of Babel
Build a stack of 10 stools
1.8%
Thunder Candle
Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
7.6%
Bloody Incompetent
Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
2.2%
Mr. Two Million Dollars
Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
1.6%
Sanitary Supremacy
Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
3.5%
Lair Care
Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
1.2%