- -21
- Par
- 7
- Threshold
- 3h 24m
- Completion
- 4h 39m
- Total Playtime
- 1h 15m
- Additional Playtime
- 9m
- Average
- 2022-03-12 11:31:42
- Last Played
- 2020-11-27 09:07:45
- Last Unlock & Completed
- 2020-10-16 18:27:26
- First Unlock & Started
- 1 month 1 week 4 days 14 hours 40 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ウエさん | 100% | 28 | 8h 49m | 8h 49m | 2024-05-17 09:16:31 | ||
| matt | 10.71% | 3 / 28 | 23m | 2024-05-11 22:57:38 | |||
| Kern | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 17m | 2024-05-10 20:41:37 | |||
| Azure | 3.57% | 1 / 28 | 40m | 2024-05-10 18:28:50 | |||
| ignat9999 | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 6m | 2024-05-09 14:02:10 | |||
| Mestagore | 14.29% | 4 / 28 | 44m | 2024-05-03 02:02:05 | |||
| Koalala | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 13m | 2024-04-28 20:43:27 | |||
| Lifetimes | 25% | 7 / 28 | 1h 46m | 2024-04-16 22:46:52 | |||
| WaxWeazle | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 24m | 2024-04-12 22:35:45 | |||
| Monkeh | 17.86% | 5 / 28 | 1h 19m | 2024-04-04 11:56:36 |
| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
A Better John
Start taking responsibility for you actions. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 11.2% | ||
|
Swan Tamer
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 10.4% | ||
|
Most Improved Tapulator
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 4.7% | ||
|
Summer Job
Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 4.3% | ||
|
Master Unlocker
Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 3.8% | ||
|
Magnetic Basshole
Win Lights Out in under five seconds. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 3.7% | ||
|
Popcorn Buffet
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 3.3% | ||
|
My Precious
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 3.2% | ||
|
Safety First
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 3.0% | ||
|
Meet Your Maker
Penetrate God. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 3.0% | ||
|
Paperwork
Submit your monthly physical report. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 2.1% | ||
|
Early Bird
Swallow every worm. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 1.6% | ||
|
Bulking Gear
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 1.5% | ||
|
Sleep No More
Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 1.5% | ||
|
Appalling Appetite
You should see a doctor immediately. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 1.2% | ||
|
Couch Party
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 1.2% | ||
|
Fussy Lover
Save yourself for that special orgy. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 1.1% | ||
|
Clumsy
Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
2020-10-25 17:46:48 | 6.1% | ||
|
Self Defence
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
2020-10-25 17:32:30 | 15.8% | ||
|
Always Finishes First
Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
2020-10-18 18:43:39 | 6.6% | ||
|
Spare Wheel
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
2020-10-18 18:39:38 | 4.7% | ||
|
The Perfect Partner
Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
2020-10-18 18:38:00 | 4.0% | ||
|
Generous Lover
Finish last in a Party Mode game. |
2020-10-18 09:26:15 | 31.8% | ||
|
Till Death Do Us
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. |
2020-10-18 09:21:54 | 9.2% | ||
|
Fire Inspector
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. |
2020-10-17 10:11:00 | 32.0% | ||
|
Autopaedicatio
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
2020-10-16 18:36:48 | 6.7% | ||
|
Go Left
Move to the left. |
2020-10-16 18:27:30 | 45.1% | ||
|
Go Right
Move to the right. |
2020-10-16 18:27:26 | 45.0% |