| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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Fussy Lover
Save yourself for that special orgy. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 1.1% | ||
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Meet Your Maker
Penetrate God. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 3.0% | ||
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Summer Job
Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 4.3% | ||
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Early Bird
Swallow every worm. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 1.7% | ||
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Sleep No More
Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 1.5% | ||
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Swan Tamer
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 10.5% | ||
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Bulking Gear
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 1.5% | ||
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Paperwork
Submit your monthly physical report. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 2.1% | ||
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Popcorn Buffet
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 3.3% | ||
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Appalling Appetite
You should see a doctor immediately. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 1.2% | ||
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Master Unlocker
Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 3.8% | ||
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Couch Party
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 1.2% | ||
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My Precious
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 3.1% | ||
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Magnetic Basshole
Win Lights Out in under five seconds. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 3.7% | ||
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Safety First
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 3.0% | ||
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A Better John
Start taking responsibility for you actions. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 11.2% | ||
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Most Improved Tapulator
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
2020-11-27 09:07:45 | 4.7% | ||
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Clumsy
Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
2020-10-25 17:46:48 | 6.1% | ||
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Self Defence
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
2020-10-25 17:32:30 | 15.8% | ||
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Always Finishes First
Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
2020-10-18 18:43:39 | 6.6% | ||
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Spare Wheel
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
2020-10-18 18:39:38 | 4.7% | ||
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The Perfect Partner
Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
2020-10-18 18:38:00 | 4.0% | ||
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Generous Lover
Finish last in a Party Mode game. |
2020-10-18 09:26:15 | 31.8% | ||
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Till Death Do Us
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. |
2020-10-18 09:21:54 | 9.3% | ||
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Fire Inspector
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. |
2020-10-17 10:11:00 | 32.1% | ||
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Autopaedicatio
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
2020-10-16 18:36:48 | 6.8% | ||
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Go Left
Move to the left. |
2020-10-16 18:27:30 | 45.2% | ||
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Go Right
Move to the right. |
2020-10-16 18:27:26 | 45.1% |