| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
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Old Timer
After 100 yeehaws, it's still tickles my bits to see a familiar face such as yourself |
2022-01-13
12:19:13
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13.3% | ||
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Howdy Cowpoke
That yeehaw was much obliged, pardner |
2022-01-13 12:19:13 | 33.8% | ||
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Fiduciary
Whoa, after 100 wins, looks like you can start making these trades legally (if you want to) |
2022-01-13
12:19:13
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12.6% | ||
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Time to Retire
After 1,000 wins, haven't you made enough money? What could you possibly need any more for? |
2022-01-13
12:19:13
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12.6% | ||
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There's Always Next Year
10 loses? Happens to everyone. You're just trying to get your sea legs. It takes some longer than others... |
2022-01-13
12:19:13
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13.5% | ||
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Career Change?
Oof, 100 loses? Are you sure you want to keep doing this? I don't think it's working out. |
2022-01-13
12:19:13
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12.6% | ||
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DSM5 Diagnostic Criteria: Gambling Disorder
1,000 loses? It's time for a talk... |
2022-01-13
12:19:13
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12.6% | ||
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Rookie Numbers
10 wins? You got to pump those numbers up if you want to make it in this racket |
2022-01-13
12:19:13
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14.5% | ||
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All In
300 shares of an individual stalk? Let's frickin go! |
2022-01-13 12:19:13 | 30.8% | ||
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Diversified
Owning at least 10 shares of every stalk and bond? Interesting strategy. I hope it works out for you (get a load of this guy lol) |
2022-01-13 12:19:13 | 15.9% | ||
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A New Century Dawns
You played a 99 year game. Why? Is this a call for help. |
2022-01-13 12:19:13 | 24.0% | ||
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Bankrupt!!!
Your stalk went bankrupt? It went to zero? They're allowed to do that? |
2022-01-13 12:19:13 | 37.5% | ||
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The Splits
Hey, your stalk split! Is that good? Is that bad? Who can say what anything is these days. |
2022-01-13 12:19:13 | 41.9% | ||
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FREEDOM!!!!
You paid off your loan! You're free, for now... |
2022-01-13 12:19:13 | 19.6% | ||
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Whoops! Lost All Your Moneyy
You forgot to pay your loan and lost all your money! Too bad! |
2022-01-13 12:19:13 | 18.9% | ||
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In Your Debt
You took out a loan! Good luck paying it back! |
2022-01-13 12:19:13 | 24.4% | ||
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Mortgage
You played a 30 year game! Hopefully you made enough to pay off that mortgage! |
2022-01-13 12:19:13 | 32.0% | ||
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1/2
You lost half your starting money! Boo! |
2022-01-13 12:19:13 | 31.9% | ||
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2x
You doubled your investment! Wow! Whoa! |
2022-01-13 12:19:13 | 32.4% | ||
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Three Commas
Have a cumulative liftime net worth of over 1 billion! |
2022-01-13
12:19:13
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12.6% | ||
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Two Commas
Have a cumulative liftime net worth of over 1 million! |
2022-01-13
12:19:13
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15.4% | ||
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A Poor Man's Game
You finished with a networth below $100! Impressive ineptitude! |
2022-01-13 12:19:13 | 26.1% | ||
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A Rich Man's Game
You finished a game with over 50,000 networth! Congratulations! |
2022-01-13 12:19:13 | 18.2% | ||
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You're Fired!
Boo!!! You Stink! You lost a game! You're fired! |
2022-01-13 12:19:13 | 31.3% | ||
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Congratulations!!! Congratulations! Congratulations...
Congratulations! You won one game! |
2022-01-13 12:19:13 | 56.3% |